But to be fair, the cardboard was delicious

So, China recently executed the corrupt former head of their food and drug agency. Why? Well, ostensibly to scare the shit out of all the other corrupt politicians and food handlers before the Olympics comes to town. That may be cynical, I'm sure shooting that guy in the head is a real progressive move toward China's long-term advancement toward etc. But it may be all for naught: in Beijing recently, an eatery has been closed for selling cardboard-stuffed buns.