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Showing posts with label random images to make my blog more impressive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random images to make my blog more impressive. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Random Images to Make My Blog More Impressive

I guess that title doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Well, here it is:



I took that photo back in late September. After only a month in China, I crumbled, weak man that I am, and had to move swiftly in the direction of the nearest Mickey D's. It was mid-way through this meal, cold slab of McMeat in hand, that greasy-sponge feeling in your stomach growing until it feels like you've been impregnated by something from Alien, that I sat there and thought: remember how this feels; remember how this tastes; and maybe next time you crave Western food, you'll go somewhere the actually serves food.

Ugh. I managed to stay away from McDonald's for a long time after that. I think I've caved and eaten there a total of four times in the past year. Which might not sound too impressive, but hey, this is China, and there is only so much meat-slop piled upon rice-slop that a man can take. So I was feeling pretty good at avoiding the golden arches for a while. Then I read Fast Food Nation and and saw Super Size Me and read about the McLibel trial and realized I never want to eat there or support that monstrosity of a corporation ever again.

What makes this photo all the more "impressive" is the barely-read copy of Ulysses. I think I am still on the same page.

And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of trash talking McDonald's while at the same time lusting after an In-N-Out Burger. Sue me.

PS: I love hyperlinks.