August 31, 2006 - Short and sweet, (more of my negative) thoughts after spending a day in Zhanjiang:
Matt’s Chinese Diet:
Step 1: Move to China, where no one can understand a goddamn thing you say.
Step 2: Allow your hopeless inability to communicate to grow into a crippling case of agoraphobia.
Step 3: Rinse and repeat for a year!
If you’re not dead, you’ll be in the best shape of your life!
This place isn’t so bad. If and when I can speak the language, I’ll be much more at home.
I can’t wait for winter.