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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Blastoise from the Past-tense

August 31, 2006 - Short and sweet, (more of my negative) thoughts after spending a day in Zhanjiang:

Matt’s Chinese Diet:

Step 1: Move to China, where no one can understand a goddamn thing you say.
Step 2: Allow your hopeless inability to communicate to grow into a crippling case of agoraphobia.
Step 3: Rinse and repeat for a year!

If you’re not dead, you’ll be in the best shape of your life!

This place isn’t so bad. If and when I can speak the language, I’ll be much more at home.

I can’t wait for winter.

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